Why ham? Why not?
Who am I? I'm me. I'm not a ham. And mostly a happy person.
That's when I'm not sad. Happy, I mean.
This Tumblr is purely for my own amusement.
And this Tumblr doesn't make sense.
I hope nobody follows me. Seriously. Nobody.
And if you do follow me, please do not take me seriously.
Oh, apparently I'm a big perv.
What am I perving on?
You just have to find out... but please don't
