Why ham? Why not?

Who am I? I'm me. I'm not a ham. And mostly a happy person.
That's when I'm not sad. Happy, I mean.

This Tumblr is purely for my own amusement.

And this Tumblr doesn't make sense.

I hope nobody follows me. Seriously. Nobody.

And if you do follow me, please do not take me seriously.

Oh, apparently I'm a big perv.
What am I perving on?
You just have to find out... but please don't